i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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