do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Alive.
So much puke
The uberlube is also flammable
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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