Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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