Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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