I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
True strength comes from lack of pants
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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