just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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