a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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