If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Randomize
