you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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