you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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