So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I'm really busy with my period
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