Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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