if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
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