brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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