what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
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