nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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