Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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