He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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