Buhtt sex?
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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