the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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