this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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