You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
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