'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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