i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
that may or may not have been my penis.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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