Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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