My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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