their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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