hotel room ftw
I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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