Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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