Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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