I am in a vortex of obligation.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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