No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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