Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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