i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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