I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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