Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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