If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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