Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
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