what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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