Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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