Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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