wake up i wanna do it froggy style
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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