just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Randomize
