you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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