He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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