Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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