i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
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