At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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