Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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