Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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